Wear leather pants, get out of work earlier
Leather pants can be used for many purposes. I have already learned that by wearing leather pants, one may get discounted admission to a museum of modern art. I have also learned that by promising to wear leather pants, one may entice people to listen to delusional claims about the existence of supernatural beings.
Today I learned that with the help of leather pants, one may get out of work earlier. At least Bryan Foltice from Florida managed to do just that when he wanted to travel to Tampa to a rock concert:
I get out of work around lunchtime. I am not about lying to my manager, giving a fake excuse for leaving early. I cut a deal with her that I had to post a picture of me wearing leather pants if she lets me out early.
It began to rain in the concert. It made Bryan to contemplate his employer’s attitude towards leather pants:
My leather pants have become one with my body. We could be looking at 1-2 weeks before they may come off. I contemplate Deutsche Bank’s leather pants policy. Could they pass as dress pants? How would HR address this?
Good Lord, the convoluted reasons men invent to “justify” their desire to wear leather trousers!
Straitjacketed
August 23, 2009 at 5:42 am
Perhaps Bryan does not have a particular desire to wear leather pants. Perhaps the leather pants were just a part of a clever scheme for Bryan to have a night out without his wife Dana and their infant Dylan. You see, Bryan’s outfit was one of the reasons why Dana was not going to the concert with him. Perhaps the title of this post should have been “Wear leather pants, get rid of wife”. :)
Jonah
August 23, 2009 at 11:38 am
I’m sure he’ll never wear them again after the concert…
Straitjacketed
August 23, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Wow. Jonah has given me a lot to think about the next time Bryan wants to wear his leather pants somewhere.
Thanks for picking up our blog. This made my day.
Dana
August 28, 2009 at 10:16 pm
You’re welcome, Dana. Thanks for giving an opportunity to concoct hidden agendas. I’d make a good conspiracy theorist, would I not?
By the way, you’re right. No sane person would want to be seen near a cut-off Def Leppard shirt.
Jonah
August 28, 2009 at 11:23 pm